We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
The crest of Tumblr.
This. Is. So. Damn. Cool.
I AM GETTING THIS TATTOOED!
always reblog because i own this tee
Ok, so I just realized:
Because the Games have courage, bravery, and danger.
Because they’re in contact with the Devil.
Because it’s full of people who are intelligent, but not necessarily heroes.
Because everyone is important.
Where’s the ballpit
In the Room of Requirement, where you can ask for an extra hour.
Also, I submit:
Glee=Durmstrang, because nobody knows what’s going on in there but we all know we don’t want to be a part of it.
Lord of the Rings=Beauxbatons, because everything is beautiful.
Elementary=Salem, because nobody seems to realize that magic can take place in the US, too.
the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people
I feel like shit. Our management company violated our lease and let painters and cleaners in our apartment and a bunch of stuff got stolen. Most importantly my laptop and backup hard drive with 6 years worth of drawings on it.
If anyone sees a 15” MacBook retina with 16GB of RAM on it for sale in or around NYC please email or message me.
Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)
Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.
Feeling better yet?
What about now?
You sure that’s not a smile on your face?
Not working for you yet?
If not, comment some funny gifs of your own!
Who knows? Maybe some of your gifs will make another person’s day a world better.
This makes me very happy. :)
Don’t you mean
I can’t be stopped
august 31st, 11:59pm
september 1st, 12:00am
This is adorable
Distinguishing Asian Scripts
As a Chinese can I just say that the Chinese one is freakin accurate because everything is either blocks, has wings or has so many strokes that it looks like it wants to kill you.
i’m laughing so hard at ben’s hand stuck in his pocket like he is so fucking awkward i love him so much all i can think about is that article about martin where the author was like “he doesn’t have cumberbatch’s swagger” like have you literally ever seen either of them martin is a smooth as fuck hot dad and ben c is made up entirely of bambi legs
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit